Papel Milimétrico

Very rare and funny! Coca-Cola Commercial - Man versus Machine

2007-10-11T20:09:00.001Z

I saw this commercial and couldn't stop laughing... weird guy!

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O gajo da ferramenta.

2007-05-04T00:35:00.000Z

Beat it!

2007-05-04T00:28:00.001Z

Old skool dancer!

2007-05-03T22:54:00.000Z

Old Skoll por ser a corda, e não dos novos que funcionam a pilhas...

David, o Grande!

2007-05-03T20:07:00.000Z

Grande quê decidem voçês...

Respect the Shaolin!

2007-04-30T19:57:00.000Z

Cuidado com a Katana!

2007-04-30T18:42:00.000Z

Bom com as bolas.

2007-04-25T23:02:00.001Z

R.I.P. Yeltsin

2007-04-23T16:35:00.000Z

Vamos fazer uma guerra?

2007-04-23T13:50:00.001Z

No comments.

2007-04-23T03:25:00.000Z

Bjork - Earth Intruders

2007-04-23T03:20:00.000Z

Ela está de volta!!!

Escultura que se move.

2007-04-16T17:54:00.000Z

PSI: Party Scene Investigations

2007-04-16T17:49:00.000Z

Para ouvir ao acordar...

2007-04-16T17:42:00.000Z

Parece o meu quarto...

2007-04-16T17:30:00.000Z

È tudo uma questão de escalas.

2007-04-16T17:29:00.000Z

Kabum!!!

2007-04-16T17:06:00.000Z

Cubo de rubick em menos de 2 minutos! E só com 3 anos...

2007-04-14T18:43:00.000Z

Scala and Kolacny Brothers

2007-04-14T18:33:00.000Z

Mulheres! E os seus limites! E os seus gatinhos!

2007-04-10T23:03:00.000Z

glumbert.com - Women: Know your limits

DAFT PUNK!

2007-04-06T18:45:00.000Z

Daft PunK - Sudoeste 05/08/2006 Intro

ELECTROMA - DAFT PUNK no indie lisboa

Underground! Mesmo underground!

2007-04-05T17:09:00.000Z

Ou muito ZDB...

A polícia canadiana domina!

2007-04-05T16:56:00.000Z

Kavinsky: "Testarossa Autodrive"

2007-04-04T13:37:00.000Z

Boa música e bom video!

"Dumbo"

2007-04-04T12:37:00.000Z

O Funk do Jeremias!!!

2007-04-04T12:24:00.000Z

Gracias Mj e Pipistrella. *

Arde Cór Pymba Band

2007-04-03T23:13:00.000Z

Arde Cór Pymba Band

Ninguém inventa nada...

2007-04-02T22:46:00.000Z

Alguém quer comprar o KITT ?

2007-04-02T21:43:00.001Z

Kassabian Motors - (925) 829-2825

Alanis Morissette "My Humps"

2007-04-02T21:40:00.000Z

Nunca pensei que a Alanis fosse capaz de fazer algo do género...

74 bandas numa foto!

2007-04-02T12:45:00.000Z

Primeiro de Abril !

2007-04-01T13:16:00.001Z

Welcome to Google TiSP

Minority Report today!

2007-03-31T14:08:00.000Z

Não, não é precognição!

!!! - Heart Of Hearts

2007-03-31T13:51:00.000Z

Peixes na fritadeira! Douradinhos!

2007-03-30T00:02:00.000Z

Um novo clássico!

2007-03-28T00:54:00.000Z

Shark Attack 3 "Megaladon"

"Thank God I Was Raped"

2007-03-27T23:23:00.000Z

Isto é o cúmulo da crença no destino.

David Lynch sobre as ideias.

2007-03-27T17:31:00.000Z

Eu gosto dos filmes dele, mas agora compreendo porque não os percebo...

Ferrari Enzo na parede!

2007-03-27T17:25:00.000Z

Olhem bem para a cara do gajo... E é ele rico, imaginem voçês...

Trivela: a nova palavra do futebol mundial!

2007-03-26T18:18:00.001Z

Nº 8 do top geral do Youtube hoje!

Evolução explicada!

2007-03-26T18:12:00.000Z

Para aqueles que ainda não tivessem percebido...

UPDATE: Parece que estes também têm algo a dizer.

"How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend in 64 easy steps"

2007-03-25T17:49:00.000Z

Sushi!!!

2007-03-25T17:28:00.000Z

Japão! Um outro mundo neste mundo!

2007-03-25T17:21:00.000Z

Até saltam!

2007-03-25T16:28:00.000Z

Nós, Deus e as formigas!

2007-03-25T16:27:00.001Z

Meu Fado Meu

2007-03-24T19:01:00.000Z

Nº 56 no top do Youtube de hoje!!!

Meu Fado Meu

Nirvana forever!!!

2007-03-24T18:45:00.000Z

Watch and learn #3

2007-03-24T17:40:00.000Z

"I would kick is ass!"

2007-03-22T17:34:00.000Z

What a 3 year old would do to a monster. - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!

"sexy nipple dance" ???

2007-03-21T21:14:00.001Z

"Get very kinky some time !!!"

2007-03-21T20:09:00.000Z

"You should date me because i need second husband!"

A Ùltima Ceia!

2007-03-21T20:05:00.000Z

Inspirador!

2007-03-20T23:56:00.000Z

Gracias simoez!

Fat lady who doesn't sing...

2007-03-20T22:27:00.000Z

O cantinho da História #3

2007-03-20T15:47:00.000Z

Brutal!

2007-03-20T14:26:00.000Z

A avózinha também gosta de dar uns tiros!

2007-03-17T19:59:00.000Z

...

2007-03-17T19:51:00.000Z

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man

2007-03-17T00:06:00.000Z

1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.

2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time

3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.

4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.

5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests.

6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what bullshit they try to feed you.

7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative.” They are whining, bitching, complaining, simple-minded self-righteous idiots who think they’re perpetual victims. Listen to talk radio for a while, you’ll see what I mean.

8. Don’t take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually, the number is probably closer to 97%, but I don’t want to come off as cynical.

9. You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don’t owe the vast majority of people shit.

10. Don’t undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most power force in society. It scares them. Society does not find young men sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually and collectively. Law enforcement’s primary purpose is to suppress you.

11. As a young man, you’re on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who have advocates looking out for them (NOW, Women’s Study Departments, government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy groups) almost no one is looking out for you.

12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives. Look at the Silicone Valley. By in large, it was not old men or women that created the revolution we live. Realize that society steals your contributions, secures it with our intellectual property laws, and then takes credit and the rewards where none is due.

13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on your side. Everybody else worries about themselves.

14. Don’t be afraid to tell people to “Fuck off” when need be. It is an important skill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes.

15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to read body language and non-verbal communication. Don’t just concentrate on your vocational or technical skills, or you’ll find your wife fucking somebody else.

16. Keep fit.

17. Don’t speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, even if she’s wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. She should know that you’ll take her part.

18. Don’t cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don’t humiliate her. Don’t risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don’t do it where you live. Don’t do it with people in your social circle. Don’t shit in your own back yard.

19. If your girlfriend doesn’t make you feel good about yourself and bring joy to your life, fire her. That’s what girlfriends are for.

20. Don’t bother with “emotional affairs.” They are just a vehicle for women to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That’s the part of a relationship they want. For you it is a lot of work and investment in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they’re probably fucking someone else.

21. Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else.

22. Have and nurture friendships with women.

23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You’re going to see some girl and feel like you’ll die if you don’t get her. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. It’s her loss.

24. Don’t be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre of beautiful women advertising on Craigslist to have NSA sex with you. Beautiful women don’t need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive women’s photos and claims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your money and your personal information so that they can market to you. The posts on Craigslist by young “women” seeking NSA sex, and asking for a picture are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the post uses common gay lexicon like “hole” as in “fuck my hole” or seeks “masculine” men, or uses the word cock (except in the context of “Don’t send a cock shot.”) There are women on Craigslist. They are easily recognizable by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30's or older.

25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way. People who are attracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path. Gay guys will give you “the look.” Old people will somehow stumble in front of you at the worst time. Don’t get frustrated. Just step aside and go about your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you to acknowledge their existence.

26. Don’t gay bash. Don’t mentally or physically abuse people because of who they are, or how they present themselves. It’s none of your business to try to intimidate people into conformity.

27. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and society at large. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you’ll have more social freedom than straight men. Use it to protect yourself. Be prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your life unbearable. Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You’ll find a welcoming community there.

28. Don’t be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bona fides.

29. Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and attend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive men. More men commit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of violence, including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons, twice as many men are raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny). The streets are littered with homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless women. Statically, women are happier than men. The myth that girls are being cheated by are educational system is belied by the fact that schools are bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform boys in school. It is the boys in school getting fucked over, and prescribed ritalin for being boys. Real wages for men are falling, while real wages for women are rising. Just because someone says something enough times, doesn’t make it true. You have nothing to feel guilty about.

30. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and trash the rest.

vicioustwist
san francisco
02-15-07

A minha futura cama!

2007-03-16T22:43:00.000Z

Eu ando com umas dores de costas, acho que vou arranjar uma cama destas...

Este descobriu a cura para a SIDA...

2007-03-16T22:33:00.000Z

This has become the treatment for HIV/AIDS patients here since early January, when Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announced he had discovered a cure for the disease that has wreaked havoc across Africa. He made that announcement in front of a group of foreign diplomats, telling them the treatment was revealed to him by his ancestors in a dream.

Watch and learn #2

2007-03-15T21:59:00.000Z

Os gatos sabem bem!

2007-03-15T21:55:00.000Z

Naked bottoms!

2007-03-15T21:44:00.000Z

Como è que eu ainda não tinha aqui posto isto? ... :P

Descobre onde é o antípoda da tua casa!!!

2007-03-15T03:48:00.000Z

Countless children (and adults) have wondered where they would end up if they started digging straight down (ignoring the material and methods). Now we have the answer! Most of the planet is covered in water, so most diggers will dig into some ocean or another. What little land there is is generally not opposite other land. Some of South America and Asia, for instance, are opposite each other, but most Americans will swim in the Indian Ocean.

Prometi a mim mesmo que ainda vou dar um mergulho no meu!

A Polícia na India cheira bem!

2007-03-15T03:45:00.000Z

AHMEDABAD, India (Reuters) - Police in India's Western state of Gujarat are to wear new uniforms impregnated with the fragrance of flowers and citrus to help improve their image. "Most policemen look hassled, drenched in sweat after coming from any scene of crime," said Somesh Singh, a designer at the National Institute of Design in Ahmedabad that drew up the uniforms on request of the state government.

Super Grover

2007-03-15T01:00:00.001Z

Ri-te! Ri-te!

2007-03-14T21:29:00.000Z

O pobre do senhor perdeu os inomináveis, e ficou com uma vozinha fininha, e a besta do apresentador só se ri...

Lifehacker

2007-03-14T21:23:00.000Z

Computers make us more productive. Yeah, right. Lifehacker recommends the software downloads and web sites that actually save time. Don't live to geek; geek to live.

Feliz dia do Pi !

2007-03-14T20:17:00.000Z

Videoclip de Hard n Phirm- Pi

Pi- The movie

Emos strike again!

2007-03-14T14:33:00.000Z

;) ***

Makes you wonder, where the fuck is Jesus?

2007-03-14T01:14:00.000Z

Os animais são nossos amigos!!!

2007-03-14T01:09:00.000Z

E são SABOROSOS!!!

Paintball á séria!!!

2007-03-12T23:41:00.000Z

Borat Uncut!

2007-03-12T23:29:00.000Z

CALIMERO!!!

2007-03-10T06:11:00.000Z

;) *

"From Auschwitz to Lebanon"

2007-03-09T23:06:00.000Z

"From Auschwitz to Lebanon"

"Mistura de imagens de arquivo do exercito russo captadas nos campos de concentração nazistas no final da segunda guerra mundial, mixadas com a trilha do filme "Lista de Schindler" e imagens dos bombardeios da cidade de Qana no sul do Líbano pela força aérea israelense em agosto de 2006."

Nazistas...

KIMBO!!!

2007-03-08T22:30:00.000Z

Quem não gostar de ver porrada é melhor nem ver, porque esta é a maior brutalidade que já vi!!!

E este leva um murro do animal chamado Kimbo!

"José! Com S! E com acento no e!" directamente de Beião!

2007-03-08T22:21:00.000Z

No english title - Click here for more free videos

Ou vai a bem ou vai a mal!

2007-03-08T17:13:00.000Z

Grandes limos! (Não são limos do rio, são limousines)

2007-03-08T01:44:00.000Z

Jesus Camp!

2007-03-08T01:35:00.000Z

The History of Marijuana

2007-03-08T01:31:00.000Z

The History of Marijuana

Me gusta!

2007-03-07T22:11:00.000Z

The colored circles in the center of the dials are on two wafer-thin glass discs which rotate in such a way that once an hour, a semi-circle is formed and then a full circle. Two lines of dots indicate the time. The set is presented in a red box with each timepiece being protected by a Plexiglas compartment with a gilt base on which features the artist's signature. Limited edition of 100 examples.
Estimate: 5,000 USD - 6,000 USD
Yaacov Agam Kinetic Op-Art Watches for Movado

Para todos os pais!

2007-03-07T22:09:00.000Z

The Go! Team

2007-03-06T15:12:00.000Z

Ms. Pacman

Ladyflash (Coachella 2006)

Não é muito, muito recente, mas é das minhas bandas favoritas!

A imagem que não acaba!

2007-03-06T15:00:00.000Z

Viagem sem fim!

O advogado do Diabo!

2007-03-06T14:47:00.000Z

"-Kevin Lomax: What do you want from me?
-John Milton: I want you to be yourself. Y'know, boy, guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta do is set it down.....Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well, I'll tell ya, lemme give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives this extraordinary gift and then--what does he do? I swear--for his own amusement--his own private cosmic gag reel--he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time! Look. But don't touch! Touch. But don't taste! Taste. Don't swallow! [laughs] And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, he's laughing his sick fucking ass off!! He's a tight ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord!! Worship that never!
-Kevin: Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven, is that it?
-Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! [screaming] I've nurtured every sensation Man has been inspired to have! I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man!!
[Calms] I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine? All of it, Kevin, all of it! Mine! I'm peaking here! It's my time now. It's our time."

Estou bloqueado na China!

2007-03-06T02:01:00.000Z

Através deste site The great firewall of china descobri que este blog está censurado na China!!!!
Sinto-me importante! :D

Tale Of How - uma opereta!

2007-03-05T22:48:00.001Z

Com Kiwis!!!

Teletubbies no que eles fazem melhor!

2007-03-05T22:24:00.000Z

Andando sobre as àguas!

2007-03-05T21:05:00.000Z

Somos todos piratas!

2007-03-05T20:41:00.000Z

MSTRKRFT - Street Justice

2007-03-05T18:27:00.000Z

Ta-na-nammmm! Ta-na-na-naaammmmm! Ta-na-nammmmmmm-na! Ta-na-na-nammmmm-na!

Doodle- uma coisinha para desenhar

2007-03-04T20:54:00.000Z

DOODLE is a work-in-progress exploring the possibilities of intuitive and direct drawing in 3D virtual space. Built to use a Flock of Birds (from Ascension Technologies), we have also made a (limited) demo using a conventional mouse. The 3D version allows for creation of drawn 3D shapes (spirals, swirls, faces, handwriting through to more complex objects). It was built as the basis of a drawn sound or drawn flora project (both in progress).

Doodle

Especial Paulo Portas: O Regresso!

2007-03-04T20:48:00.000Z

Uma gaivota voava, voava!!!

2007-03-04T20:47:00.000Z

Carne! Eles são feitos de carne!

2007-03-03T22:30:00.000Z