sábado, março 31, 2007

Minority Report today!

Não, não é precognição!

!!! - Heart Of Hearts

sexta-feira, março 30, 2007

quarta-feira, março 28, 2007

Um novo clássico!

Shark Attack 3 "Megaladon"

terça-feira, março 27, 2007

"Thank God I Was Raped"


Isto é o cúmulo da crença no destino.

David Lynch sobre as ideias.


Eu gosto dos filmes dele, mas agora compreendo porque não os percebo...

Ferrari Enzo na parede!


Olhem bem para a cara do gajo... E é ele rico, imaginem voçês...

segunda-feira, março 26, 2007

Trivela: a nova palavra do futebol mundial!


Nº 8 do top geral do Youtube hoje!

Evolução explicada!



Para aqueles que ainda não tivessem percebido...

UPDATE: Parece que estes também têm algo a dizer.

sábado, março 24, 2007

Meu Fado Meu

Nº 56 no top do Youtube de hoje!!!

Meu Fado Meu

Nirvana forever!!!

Watch and learn #3

quarta-feira, março 21, 2007

"sexy nipple dance" ???

"Get very kinky some time !!!"

"You should date me because i need second husband!"

A Ùltima Ceia!

terça-feira, março 20, 2007

Inspirador!



Gracias simoez!

Fat lady who doesn't sing...


O cantinho da História #3

Brutal!

sábado, março 17, 2007

A avózinha também gosta de dar uns tiros!

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Advice to Young Men from an Old Man

1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.

2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time

3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.

4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.

5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests.

6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what bullshit they try to feed you.

7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative.” They are whining, bitching, complaining, simple-minded self-righteous idiots who think they’re perpetual victims. Listen to talk radio for a while, you’ll see what I mean.

8. Don’t take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually, the number is probably closer to 97%, but I don’t want to come off as cynical.

9. You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don’t owe the vast majority of people shit.

10. Don’t undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most power force in society. It scares them. Society does not find young men sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually and collectively. Law enforcement’s primary purpose is to suppress you.

11. As a young man, you’re on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who have advocates looking out for them (NOW, Women’s Study Departments, government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy groups) almost no one is looking out for you.

12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives. Look at the Silicone Valley. By in large, it was not old men or women that created the revolution we live. Realize that society steals your contributions, secures it with our intellectual property laws, and then takes credit and the rewards where none is due.

13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on your side. Everybody else worries about themselves.

14. Don’t be afraid to tell people to “Fuck off” when need be. It is an important skill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes.

15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to read body language and non-verbal communication. Don’t just concentrate on your vocational or technical skills, or you’ll find your wife fucking somebody else.

16. Keep fit.

17. Don’t speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, even if she’s wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. She should know that you’ll take her part.

18. Don’t cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don’t humiliate her. Don’t risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don’t do it where you live. Don’t do it with people in your social circle. Don’t shit in your own back yard.

19. If your girlfriend doesn’t make you feel good about yourself and bring joy to your life, fire her. That’s what girlfriends are for.

20. Don’t bother with “emotional affairs.” They are just a vehicle for women to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That’s the part of a relationship they want. For you it is a lot of work and investment in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they’re probably fucking someone else.

21. Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else.

22. Have and nurture friendships with women.

23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You’re going to see some girl and feel like you’ll die if you don’t get her. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. It’s her loss.

24. Don’t be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre of beautiful women advertising on Craigslist to have NSA sex with you. Beautiful women don’t need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive women’s photos and claims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your money and your personal information so that they can market to you. The posts on Craigslist by young “women” seeking NSA sex, and asking for a picture are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the post uses common gay lexicon like “hole” as in “fuck my hole” or seeks “masculine” men, or uses the word cock (except in the context of “Don’t send a cock shot.”) There are women on Craigslist. They are easily recognizable by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30's or older.

25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way. People who are attracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path. Gay guys will give you “the look.” Old people will somehow stumble in front of you at the worst time. Don’t get frustrated. Just step aside and go about your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you to acknowledge their existence.

26. Don’t gay bash. Don’t mentally or physically abuse people because of who they are, or how they present themselves. It’s none of your business to try to intimidate people into conformity.

27. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and society at large. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you’ll have more social freedom than straight men. Use it to protect yourself. Be prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your life unbearable. Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You’ll find a welcoming community there.

28. Don’t be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bona fides.

29. Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and attend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive men. More men commit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of violence, including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons, twice as many men are raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny). The streets are littered with homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless women. Statically, women are happier than men. The myth that girls are being cheated by are educational system is belied by the fact that schools are bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform boys in school. It is the boys in school getting fucked over, and prescribed ritalin for being boys. Real wages for men are falling, while real wages for women are rising. Just because someone says something enough times, doesn’t make it true. You have nothing to feel guilty about.

30. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and trash the rest.

vicioustwist
san francisco
02-15-07

quarta-feira, março 14, 2007

Ri-te! Ri-te!

O pobre do senhor perdeu os inomináveis, e ficou com uma vozinha fininha, e a besta do apresentador só se ri...

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Feliz dia do Pi !

Videoclip de Hard n Phirm- Pi


Pi- The movie

Emos strike again!



;) ***

Makes you wonder, where the fuck is Jesus?

Os animais são nossos amigos!!!

E são SABOROSOS!!!

segunda-feira, março 12, 2007

Paintball á séria!!!

Borat Uncut!

sábado, março 10, 2007

CALIMERO!!!



;) *

sexta-feira, março 09, 2007

"From Auschwitz to Lebanon"



"From Auschwitz to Lebanon"

"Mistura de imagens de arquivo do exercito russo captadas nos campos de concentração nazistas no final da segunda guerra mundial, mixadas com a trilha do filme "Lista de Schindler" e imagens dos bombardeios da cidade de Qana no sul do Líbano pela força aérea israelense em agosto de 2006."

Nazistas...

quinta-feira, março 08, 2007

KIMBO!!!

Quem não gostar de ver porrada é melhor nem ver, porque esta é a maior brutalidade que já vi!!!


E este leva um murro do animal chamado Kimbo!

"José! Com S! E com acento no e!" directamente de Beião!


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Ou vai a bem ou vai a mal!

Grandes limos! (Não são limos do rio, são limousines)

Jesus Camp!





The History of Marijuana

The History of Marijuana

quarta-feira, março 07, 2007

Me gusta!


The colored circles in the center of the dials are on two wafer-thin glass discs which rotate in such a way that once an hour, a semi-circle is formed and then a full circle. Two lines of dots indicate the time. The set is presented in a red box with each timepiece being protected by a Plexiglas compartment with a gilt base on which features the artist's signature. Limited edition of 100 examples.
Estimate: 5,000 USD - 6,000 USD
Yaacov Agam Kinetic Op-Art Watches for Movado

Para todos os pais!

terça-feira, março 06, 2007

The Go! Team

Ms. Pacman

Ladyflash (Coachella 2006)

Não é muito, muito recente, mas é das minhas bandas favoritas!

A imagem que não acaba!

Viagem sem fim!

O advogado do Diabo!

"-Kevin Lomax: What do you want from me?
-John Milton: I want you to be yourself. Y'know, boy, guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta do is set it down.....Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well, I'll tell ya, lemme give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives this extraordinary gift and then--what does he do? I swear--for his own amusement--his own private cosmic gag reel--he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time! Look. But don't touch! Touch. But don't taste! Taste. Don't swallow! [laughs] And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, he's laughing his sick fucking ass off!! He's a tight ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord!! Worship that never!
-Kevin: Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven, is that it?
-Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! [screaming] I've nurtured every sensation Man has been inspired to have! I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man!!
[Calms] I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine? All of it, Kevin, all of it! Mine! I'm peaking here! It's my time now. It's our time."

Estou bloqueado na China!

Através deste site The great firewall of china descobri que este blog está censurado na China!!!!
Sinto-me importante! :D

segunda-feira, março 05, 2007

Tale Of How - uma opereta!


Com Kiwis!!!

Teletubbies no que eles fazem melhor!

Andando sobre as àguas!

Somos todos piratas!


MSTRKRFT - Street Justice


Ta-na-nammmm! Ta-na-na-naaammmmm! Ta-na-nammmmmmm-na! Ta-na-na-nammmmm-na!

domingo, março 04, 2007

Doodle- uma coisinha para desenhar

DOODLE is a work-in-progress exploring the possibilities of intuitive and direct drawing in 3D virtual space. Built to use a Flock of Birds (from Ascension Technologies), we have also made a (limited) demo using a conventional mouse. The 3D version allows for creation of drawn 3D shapes (spirals, swirls, faces, handwriting through to more complex objects). It was built as the basis of a drawn sound or drawn flora project (both in progress).

Doodle

Especial Paulo Portas: O Regresso!



Uma gaivota voava, voava!!!

sábado, março 03, 2007

sexta-feira, março 02, 2007

Wear Polaroid!

O perigo dos EMO.


Eu sei que ponho muita coisa dos emo... Não è pessoal...

Do que são feitos os nuggets.

Estúpido!

Temos cromo!

MANIMAL!



Hoje estou numa de recordar...
Grandes efeitos especiais, não se esqueçam que isto è de 83...

quinta-feira, março 01, 2007

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